I grew up in a ideal American Family. Firefighter as a father and pre-school teacher as a mother.Both hard workin as fuck may I add. America was always the most amazing thing to me as a kid. A wonderful place where if you worked your ass off and stayed a decent person your dreams can come true. heres some tales of me as a kid and as a man growing up in America.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Heeeeyyyyyy!!!!!! Niggers can't skateboard!!!!
I grew up in Orlando, Fl and at the age of 15 my mom decided to move us to Auburndale, Fl which is located in Polk County which is one of the most rednecks places I have ever been at the time. She moved us out there because I was getting in a lot of trouble in Orlando. You know like doing acid, running away and stealing cars with this kid Chris Grove who was also into doing acid. I went to C.H.S 9th grade center and at the time there was only one redneck in the entire school and man did the puerto ricans used to tease the shit outta the cracker. So when I moved to Auburndale I was in complete shock cause there was rednecks every where. They used to call me wrigger and skate fag and what not. Anyways nobody was really into skateboarding in Auburndale so my old skate crew " Infamous Crew" would come out on random weekends to skate. I will never forget the first time my friend Damon Hall came out to good ole Polk County. We were at Auburndale Middle School skating this benches, smoking weed and what not and while Damon was about to hit up the benches this jacked up pick up truck drove by and all I remember was this redneck kid screaming " HEEEEYYYY!!!!! NIGGERS CAN'T SK8BOARD!!!!!!" and all of us just stop with our jaws dropped in total disbelief. Anyways it turns out " NIGGERS CAN SKATEBOARD" and heres some footy of my homie Damon Hall.
I feel your pain, I am from the miami area and currently living in tampa aka hillsborough county and I have been to pasco and polk county and also pinellas county and WTF IT IS 80% REDNECKS! Its nothing but yokel, backwards, racist, ignorant, alabama level hillbillies!!! the word tampa should always have the words "The rednecks of" or "The ugly people of" before it... I mean this is America and it is 2012, why the F is central and northern florida SO redneck?! Also very racist, no doubt about it, especially old people who are about to die anyday theyll go out of their way to be rude to anyone who isnt a white ugly hillbilly, if youre not white and dress well and look good BOY you better be ready for some intense jealousy and hate in the tampa area their mentality is something along the lines of "WHAT! white people used to be better why are all these wealthy non whites coming into the country and living better than us!" The tampa natives are so ugly they don't know it and that bothers me, how is it that these grown ass tampa, clearwater and st.petersburg people have never even been to Miami or SoBe?! Apparently south tampa is where the "rich and pretty" people are but I have been there and seen the pictures on the hyde park cafe website and its nothing but ugly yokels pretending to be rich or new money rednecks that think theyre rich because theyve never been to a real big city like LA, Miami or Seattle, I mean the miami area has mansions that sell for $20 million wtf does tampa have?!It has nothing it has some crappy little westchase, westshore, and carrollwood things that are once again filled with know nothing yokels. Theyre delusional in thinking tampa is some sort of city when its really a tiny town which a bunch of nobodies and miami is the sexier, younger, hotter sibling down south. Miami was voted as having the most beautiful women in the U.S. a few years ago and tampa was voted as being one of the worst dressed cities in the U.S. a few years ago, you think they would learn but its 2012 and they still dress like crap! Everyone dresses like they just rolled out of bed and smell like farts. Tampa, clearwater and st.petersburg SUCKS DONKEY KONG! WORST REDNECK FILLED AREA OF FLORIDA. MIAMI ANYDAY. 305 954 represent!
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ReplyDeleteI feel your pain, I am from the miami area and currently living in tampa aka hillsborough county and I have been to pasco and polk county and also pinellas county and WTF IT IS 80% REDNECKS! Its nothing but yokel, backwards, racist, ignorant, alabama level hillbillies!!! the word tampa should always have the words "The rednecks of" or "The ugly people of" before it... I mean this is America and it is 2012, why the F is central and northern florida SO redneck?! Also very racist, no doubt about it, especially old people who are about to die anyday theyll go out of their way to be rude to anyone who isnt a white ugly hillbilly, if youre not white and dress well and look good BOY you better be ready for some intense jealousy and hate in the tampa area their mentality is something along the lines of "WHAT! white people used to be better why are all these wealthy non whites coming into the country and living better than us!" The tampa natives are so ugly they don't know it and that bothers me, how is it that these grown ass tampa, clearwater and st.petersburg people have never even been to Miami or SoBe?! Apparently south tampa is where the "rich and pretty" people are but I have been there and seen the pictures on the hyde park cafe website and its nothing but ugly yokels pretending to be rich or new money rednecks that think theyre rich because theyve never been to a real big city like LA, Miami or Seattle, I mean the miami area has mansions that sell for $20 million wtf does tampa have?!It has nothing it has some crappy little westchase, westshore, and carrollwood things that are once again filled with know nothing yokels. Theyre delusional in thinking tampa is some sort of city when its really a tiny town which a bunch of nobodies and miami is the sexier, younger, hotter sibling down south. Miami was voted as having the most beautiful women in the U.S. a few years ago and tampa was voted as being one of the worst dressed cities in the U.S. a few years ago, you think they would learn but its 2012 and they still dress like crap! Everyone dresses like they just rolled out of bed and smell like farts. Tampa, clearwater and st.petersburg SUCKS DONKEY KONG! WORST REDNECK FILLED AREA OF FLORIDA. MIAMI ANYDAY. 305 954 represent!
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